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If Only Betty White Wrote Poetry

She’d be like Secretariat of the Muses, fastest woman to ever set foot over the longest period of time. I believe Grandma Moses once painted her likeness on a soup can running in a tight circle. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Dead Poets are … Continue reading

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11 Jokes Only Smart People Will Get

Clickbait header! Did it work on you? It reeled me in like a carp on a tiger nut. Now some might say intellectual humor isn’t as funny as a good fart joke, but you still expect to be amused on … Continue reading

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A Seal Walks Into a Club…..

“Doc, I can’t stop singing the ‘Green Green Grass of Home”. He said: “That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome”. “Is it common?” I asked.  ‘It’s not unusual’ he replied.    I’m a certain age.  Popular culture has passed me by.  The … Continue reading

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