Clickbait header! Did it work on you?
It reeled me in like a carp on a tiger nut.
Now some might say intellectual
humor isn’t as funny as a good
fart joke, but you still expect
to be amused on some level.
Or challenged, if the joke is
some “next level” shit. But these
weren’t funny or smart. Here
they are in no particular order~
1: What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
2: There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who read binary, and those who don’t.
3: There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.
4: A Freudian slip is when you meant to say one thing but you accidentally say Mother.
5: Welcome to plastic surgery anonymous. I see we have a lot of new faces here tonight.
6: A photon going through airport security: “I don’t have baggage, I’m travelling light”
7: C,Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartenders says “sorry we don’t serve minors”.
8: A palindrome walks into a bar, says “Syasraba otni sklawem ordnilapa”.
9: Entropy isn’t what it used to be.
10: There’s a new band called 1023MB. They haven’t got any gigs yet.
Well, I do like 11 a little bit. Probably because I remember that stupid intro song.
And who said “camp” never made it on tv?
One for the road:
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal.’ The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan’. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ”But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.”
You guys have any good jokes? I sure don’t.