Breaking News!!!!!!!!



Obama told reporters that he believes the inclusion of “under God” runs afoul of the First Amendment’s establishment clause. He summed up his press briefing by challenging congress to create a new pledge that more accurately reflects America’s valuesWASHINGTON, D.C. (AP) — Early this morning, President Obama made what could very well prove to be the most controversial move of his presidency with the signing of Executive Order 13738, which revokes the federal government’s official recognition of the Pledge of Allegiance. Under the new order, it is now illegal for any federally funded agency to display the pledge or for any federal employee to recite, or encourage others to recite, the pledge while on duty. This law also applies to federal contractors and other institutions that receive federal funding such as public schools. Individuals who violate this order can face fines of up to $10,000 and up to one year in federal prison.

During the press conference, the President explained his decision was based on a personal belief that the language used in the pledge is “divisive” and “contrary to America’s deepest held values.”

“The pledge excludes so many Americans who are vital to making this country what it is,” Obama said. “Asking someone to pledge their allegiance to our country excludes Jehovah’s Witnesses, Amish, Muslims, and many others whose religious beliefs prohibit strong displays of nationalism. By calling this ‘one nation under God’, we exclude the millions of hard working atheists and agnostics who call America home. By saying ‘liberty and justice for all’, we ignore the grievances of millions of Hispanics, African Americans and Muslims who feel they have .

“I am willing to rescind my decision here today and allow the Pledge of Allegiance back into the schools if we can all agree on the creation of a new Pledge, something that is includes everyone’s beliefs and not just the belief of one nationality or faith.”

Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton has already offered her support of president Obama’s decree and has vowed to uphold the order if she wins in November’s general election. She echoed his concerns about the pledge’s language and suggested that the pledge’s mention of God sends the wrong message to America’s children.

“I fully support the President and the decision that he has made here today. In January, when I take office as the next President of the United States, unless I see otherwise, I will do my best to uphold this new law and ensure that it stays in effect.”

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump did not mince words when voicing his contempt for the president’s order, referring to the president as an “illegitimate Muslim traitor.”

“As a Christian nation, the Pledge of Allegiance helps our children be the greatest children out there, the best there is, greater than all the other children in this world combined. Obama, who founded ISIS by the way, wants them not to be great, he wants them to be weak, and by banning the Pledge of Allegiance in our schools, he has proven that here today. This is the first step in many in his master plan to force Sharia law onto this great country of ours before he leaves office in January. We all must remember that this is one nation under God and not some guy and his beliefs in whatever he chooses to believe.”

I was, of course, immediately suspicious and used the Googler to gargle up some fact checking. Turns out this is a poe site that regularly puts out stuff that is fairly certain to annoy a large segment of the population.

Mind you, it would be nice if it were true, the godbotherers would be howling in the streets.

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8 Responses to Breaking News!!!!!!!!

  1. migarium says:

    With the referring of the governments (except Cuba and some Scandinavian countries) to the people who believe in afterlife and live for afterlife under the sub-titles, even with trying to create the formation which would be pressure for it, they want to say that “you don’t live in real world, you work for the heaven pointed in the holy books”. Briefly they say to the people “you continue to be sheep, we live in this real world instead of you, and we would exploit you very well with this way.”

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  2. Arkenaten says:

    Being Not-a-Yank, I almost rushed to the The Ark´s spot to do a ´´Hurrah!´´ post.

    As I have fallen foul of similar nonsense I reminded myself to read to the very last word.

    All the same, very funny!

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  3. judyt54 says:

    However, it’s not mandatory that anyone say the Pledge, anyway. Many schools will disagree, but you don’t have to say it. No law. I will stand, but I don’t pledge, and the older I get the less likely I am to even stand. Old folks can get away with this stuff.

    I’ll bet people who do NOT verify are busy right now getting in Net Fights over this, lol. Oh, to be a fly on the FB wall…


  4. persedeplume says:

    “Oh, to be a fly on the FB wall…”
    Yes. Facebook is where “the patriots” and the “waron labia” crowd go to festoon themselves with fascist fervor in the name of god, guns, and glory days of the confederacy. This is what we get when we cut spending in public education.


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